Cold beverage

somerandomdudelmao:
I just….I just learned that there’s a word in the English language…for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have….I learned that it’s called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I’m in love

b0tster:

you look like the kinda girl who’d open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

maykitz:

sure, i’ll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what’s the worst that could happen

ultraluuminary:

rita:

nwqnao:

A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

ellies-knife:

Reddit wins this one

magic-coffee:

testosteronetwunk:

recoiloperated:

kragehund-est:
kragehund-est:
kosmogrl:
everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother
Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

yamada-ryo:

sugarglider-s:
defilerwyrm:
onionpainter:
Onions
OiI on canvas
username checks out
[ID: a painting of yellow, purple, and white onions set on a reflective black table. End ID]

3liza:

doomedlvr:
that’s because they’re professionals who are friends in real life like most actors. they just pretend to be rivals on set during filming

elierlick:

ALT
In 1988, ACT UP protested the FDA withholding HIV treatment due to requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.
In 2024, trans activists protested promoters of an NHS-funded report requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

greenmp3:

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that…..

partywithponies:

thesebonesbite:
uberfluss:
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY